I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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