they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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