We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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