Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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