I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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