Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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