so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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