After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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