Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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