Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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