Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Randomize
