put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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