those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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