God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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