Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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