I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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