i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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