i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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