I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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