so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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