He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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