Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
fuck your aforementioned shoe
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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