i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
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