i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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