i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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