she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
You know, be my cock's hype man.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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