shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
