he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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