just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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