Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm way too hungover for life right now
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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