Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I understand Curling. That high.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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