i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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