there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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