your room smells of hookers.
And success
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Randomize
