butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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