Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm determined to sit on that face.
false alarm, still single
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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