Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
You surviving the open bar?
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Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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