it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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