The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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