Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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