Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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