...so i touched it.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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