Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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