we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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