I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
