That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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