Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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