We're like a lot better than the average bears
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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