there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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