we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Randomize
