real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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